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The Dead Kneazles
WHiMCoverboys

Origin

United Kingdom

Genres

Wrock, Alternative Wrock, Contemporary Wrock, Classic Wrock, Wizmetal

Years Active

2082 - present

Label

(signed but idk what the label is)

Associated Acts

Agromantula , Disorder of the Phoenix

Current Members

 West Odessa (2082- present)
Nigel Barrington (2082- present)
Ascanius Stark (2082- present)

Past Members

Vesper Bayliss (2082-2085)

The Dead Kneazles (also colloquially known as TDK) are a wrock band which formed in the United Kingdom in Febuary 2082 when the four founding members attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry together.

Origins

The band members met each other while attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Having played with both his housemate Ascanius Stark, and Ravenclaw Vesper Bayliss on separate occasions, West Odessa realized that the three of them would click well and potentially form a band. With both Bayliss and Stark agreeing, it was decided that a fourth member to round the band out would give them a fuller sound, so Odessa sought out Nigel Barrington to play Bass Guitar, and instantly the four of them proved to mesh well musically.

In the early days of the band's formation, TDK played many cover songs of popular classic Muggle rock. As Odessa explained in a March 2085 interview with Spella Weekly, "We especially wanted to introduce some amazing Muggle music from generations past to the Wizarding youth of today, and of course its a great excuse to play the songs that inspired us too; we're all pretty old school in our tastes."

Gigs

Special Performances

    • Flyer for the Half-Hearted Ball
    • flyer for wrock and roll all nite long gig
    • WHiMCoverDec2085
    • WHiMCoverJan2086
    • The Dead Kneazles Self Titled EP
    • Concept Art for the TDK Self-Titled EP, changed when Bayliss quit the band.
    • The Dead Kneazles Live @ The Thirteenth Use
    • The Dead Kneazles lie @ Hush Hush
    • To The Deep and Drown LP
    • Spella Weekly Nov 25 2086, featuring The Dead Kneazles
    The Half-Hearted Ball 14 Feb 2083
  • Wrock and Roll All Nite Long 30 June 2084
  • WWN Music Festival 10 July 2085, Friday evening performance
  • The Dead Kneazles "Self-titled EP" Launch, Hosted by WHiM Magazine , 11 January 2086

Tours

New Wrock Order Tour

The New Wrock Order Tour combined The Dead Kneazles on their first ever European Tour with Wrock royalty Disorder of the Phoenix. Both bands took the stage separately, and then ended each night end with a surprise collaboration. Several of the concerts featured special guest performers.


NWOtour

New Wrock Order Tour

Friday 11th July (Moscow)
Saturday 12th July (St Petersburg)

Friday 18th July (Helsinki)
Saturday 19th July (Tallinn)
Sunday 20th July (Stockholm)

Saturday 26th July (Oslo)
Sunday 27th July (Copenhagen)

Thursday 31st July (Berlin)
Saturday 2nd August (Cologne)
Sunday 3rd August (Amsterdam)
Monday 4th August (Brussels)

Friday 8th August(London)
Saturday 9th August(Cardiff)

Tuesday 13th August (Paris)
Friday 15th August (Zurich)
Monday 18th August (Venice)

Thursday 21st August (Athens)
Friday 22nd August (Cairo)
Sunday 24th August (Istanbul)

Wednesday 27th August (Bucharest)
Friday 29th August (Budapest)
Saturday 30th August (Warsaw)

Thursday 4th September (Prague)
Friday 5th September (Dublin)
Saturday 6th September (Glasgow)

Standing Gigs

None, currently

Previous Standing Gigs

TDK Live @ The Thirteenth Use
Every second Thursday of the month at 8pm from June 2086 through April 2087 TDK performed at Wizarding pub The Thirteenth Use, owned by Cody and Camden Banner. The door charge was 6 Galleons, or  presale tickets were 4 Galleons. This was an R18 gig.

TDK Live @  Hush Hush 
Every third Friday of the month at 8.30pm from June 2086 through April 2087 TDK were found at wizarding night club Hush Hush, owned by Wiley Wilkes. The door charge was 5 Galleons, presales were not available. This was an R18 gig.

Appearances in Media

Music Review: The Dead Kneazles - Student Editorial Published in the Daily Prophet, December, 2083
Diagon Alley Faces the Music-TDK announced as a headlining act for the WWN Festival Summer, 2085
TDK: All the Way - Interview with Odessa, Barrington, and Stark surrounding their EP release, Jan 2086
Wrock Renaissance - TDK mentioned in this up-and-coming wrock article in WHiM magazine, Feb 2086
Designer looks announced - Nigel Barrington features as a model in this design contest with WHiM magazine, April 2086
WHiM Fresh Faces Finale - Nigel Barrington features as a model in this design contest with WHiM magazine, Winning designers announced, May 2086
Branxton-James Wedding is a Quidditch Who's Who - West Odessa reported to have been the musical act at the Branxton-James wedding, singing an exclusive ballad written for the pair, April 2086


Gossip and Rumours

A Musical Mess - WHiM Magazine, December 2085. Reported love triangle between Vesper Bayliss, West Odessa, and Agromantula frontman, Charlie Black
A Weekend in Poland - WHiM Magazine, December 2085. Reported secret relationship between Ascanius Stark and a 'mystery' woman (Isidora Miroslava). 
Baby Fever - WHiM Magazine, May 2086. Nigel Barrington rumoured to have got Ascanius Stark's former girlfriend pregnant. Former band member Vesper Bayliss also rumoured to be pregnant, to Charlie Black.
Ships... On the Rocks- WHiM Magazine, June 2086. Ascanius Stark and Isidora Miroslava rumoured to be on the rocks.
The Secret Power of Penelope Greenwell - WHiM Magazine, August 2086. West Odessa suggested to be the TRUE father of Penelope Greenwell's rumoured love child despite initial reports that Nigel Barrington was the father. Penelope, Ascanius's ex, hinted to be MORE than just a groupie to all three members.

 Discography

Selftitledep

The Self-Titled EP

Self-Titled EP
(11 January 2086)

-Reached Number 1 in Wizarding Charts in 14 countries
Aparecium, Aparecium (Peaked at #1, 6 weeks)
Finest Firewhiskey (Not released as a single)
Sticky (Peaked at #10, 4 weeks)
Screwing Cupid (Peaked at #3, 5 weeks)
Echoes (Peaked at #14, 3 weeks)
Twist (My Little Torture Curse) (Not released as a single)

TDKToTheDeepAndDrownAlbumcover

To The Deep and Drown LP

To The Deep and Drown LP (15 Feb 2087)

Features collaborations with Charlie Black from Agromantula, solo artist Sundae Dilaurentis, and Gilbert Vickers of Disorder of the Phoenix.

-Debuted at Number 1 in the Wizarding Charts in the United Kingdom
Baby Want a Wrockstar ft Charlie Black (Peaked at #1, 8 weeks)
Go Where You've Got To Go (Peaked at #3, 5 weeks)
Body/Soul/Mind (Peaked at #1, 4 weeks)
Seven Seconds ft Sundae Dilaunrentis (Peaked at #3, 7 weeks)
To the Deep and Drown (Peaked at #1, 2 weeks)
She's My Horizon (Peaked at #1, 7 weeks)
Tongue Tied (Not Released as a Single)
Twist (My Little Torture Curse) (Peaked at #12, 6 weeks)
Finest Firewhiskey (Not Released as a Single)
Working off a Broken Heart (Peaked at #21, 4 weeks)
The Dragon Inside (Peaked at #1, 6 weeks)
No Feet ft Gilbert Vickers (Peaked at #5, 10 weeks)


Little Death LP (25 December 2088)
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Robes Off (Peaked at #1, 11 weeks)
Wear You Out (tba)
Little Star (lullaby) (tba)
Spoonfed (tba)
Rumours Brewing (tba)
The Honey (Peaked at #2, 6 weeks)
My One and Only (tba)
Breakthrough (tba)
Surface (tba)
Great for the Night (Peaked at #6, 9 weeks)
The anti-love love song (Currently at #1, 6 weeks)





Rumoured Collaborations

Rumoured collaboration with Xander Lockwood

Rumoured collaboration between West Odessa and Charlie Black

Rumoured collaboration with Disorder of the Phoenix

Rumoured collaboration with Wiggenweld

Lyrics

The Self Titled EP Official Lyrics

The silence fills these empty spaces
like darkness swallowing me whole
I'm running out of my many faces
as if I'm starting to lose control

Echoes. That's all I hear...
White noises that won't disappear

I like the loneliness
I thrive in pain
The brokenhearted are all insane
Or maybe it's all in my mind
I feel stir crazy all the time

Drip, drop away
Bye-bye my sanity

the web I spin for you
is sticky with the residue
of lies that once were true


baby I’ve changed
but the words stayed the same
and I’m caught up in the blame

Chorus:
Tricky, sticky situation
don’t make me eat my words
I need a little motivation
for this relationship to work
Girl, I’m not a liar
Just read it in my heart
we’ve got to stick together
before we fall apart

this situation has corrupted
every little thing it touches
you know you think too much

Girl you don’t believe in me
the way you should be
and I know I don’t make it easy

Chorus

our sticky little history
is not enough for you and me
I just can’t make you see

Chorus x 2

the web I spin for you
is sticky with the residue
of lies that once were true

I am the ink in the quill
and you are the parchment
I stain you with the words
I’m writing in the darkness

I am the ink on the page
but you are the message
each word a violent rage
the truths in the wreckage

I am the words in the book
but you are the theme
our story is a battle
my heart is the scene

I can’t ever say the right thing
so let me write it all down, down
I’ll be invisible ink
and tell you what I think
what I want, what I feel
and you can ignore it all
as you do, as you do
And one day maybe you’ll say
aparecium, aparecium
and my truth will be revealed to you

you had me enthralled from the start
before I even knew what to do about it
you’d captured my heart
and I couldn’t even breathe without ya
For you I’d do anything
anything it takes
every song I sing
every time my heart breaks
its for you

I’d never been bewitched before
I still don’t quite know how to take it
I feel you on my skin
And feel you in my waking dreams

twist my arm, twist my words
twist the knife,to make it worse
fill me up until I burst
yeah, you’re my little torture curse

twist my arm, twist my words
twist the knife, to make it worse
I broke your heart? you broke mine first
yeah, you’re my little torture curse

Bridge:
I guess that I had better stay
at St Mungos for a year and a day
And then maybe I’ll escape the pain

I liked to think she was beautiful best
When sleep clung to her eyes and she nuzzled my chest
seeking oblivion for as long as night let her
Though she could fight her demons better

But I never knew I'd miss her more
when she screamed and left and slammed the door
I watch those memory fragments over again
Hoping I can change the end and erase the pain

But now I've got a bottle

of finest firewhiskey
A missin' spring in my step
No gleam in my eyes
A cold spot in my bed
And the ghost of her smile
Some of her clothes
Some missing of mine
No one to talk to
A broken passage of time
And the last words she said

And while your last words were true
I'd rather exchange them for you

It's been a couple days since you've been gone
all I’ve got is another bottle and the knowledge I’m wrong
I’m eating my words but I can’t swallow my fear
It'd be so much damned better if you were here

But instead I've got a bottle

of finest firewhiskey
A missin' spring in my step
No gleam in my eyes
A cold spot in my bed
And the ghost of your smile
Some of your clothes
Some missing of mine
No one to talk to
A broken passage of time
And the last words you said

And while those last words were true
I'd rather exchange them for you

It was so easy for you to walk away
A quick lesson for me in reality

It's strange I have a bottle

of finest firewhiskey
A missin' spring in my step
No gleam in my eyes
A cold spot in my bed
And the ghost of your smile
Some of your clothes
Some missing of mine
No one to talk to
A broken passage of time
And the last words you said

And while those last words were right
I'd rather hold you and your demons in the night

screw with cupid, steal his honey
work your ass off, make the money
Days and nights and dollars done
wasted, squandered, all on fun
breaking hearts and getting stupid
shooting arrows, screwing Cupid

Cupid baby, you don’t own me
your arrows don’t choose the worthy
its my life and I wanna live it
So here’s to my heart cos I’m gonna give it
to anyone I damned well please
I’m young and dumb and there’s no stopping me
I don’t care about tomorrow
tonight, tonight I’m getting stupid
tonight, tonight I’m screwing cupid

They used to say you live once only
don’t waste your time on being lonely
Tug your heartstrings right on out
lift the shadows of your doubt
This anthem’s for the young and stupid
making moments, screwing Cupid

Cupid baby, you don’t own me
your arrows don’t choose the worthy
its my life and I wanna live it
So here’s to my heart cos I’m gonna give it
to anyone I damned well please
I’m young and dumb and there’s no stopping me
I don’t care about tomorrow
tonight, tonight I’m getting stupid
tonight, tonight I’m screwing cupid

To The Deep and Drown LP Official Lyrics

With a barely constrained undertone of raw sex appeal which indeed permeates the whole album, this upbeat, lasciviously delivered track featuring Agromantula’s Charlie Black, is set to become the party anthem of the season.

Charlie:
she knows our names, she’s got childhood pictures
she recites my lyrics like they come from the scriptures
she’s at every show and memorized the whole set
she even knows the songs that haven’t come out yet
she imagines that I’m hers down to my core
she’s got tickets for every night of the tour

West:
She wears a t-shirt with my face across her chest
She turns it inside out so I’m up against her flesh
she pretends when I caress my guitar strings
that its her body that my fingers are playing
And when I sing into the microphone
in her mind its her lips that my lips are on

Charlie:
she’s dying to be the girl who gets with the band
whatever it takes to know, whatever it takes to show
she wants a rock n roll man

West:
baby don’t want the music, baby want the bass player
baby don’t want the beat yeah, baby want a drummer
baby don’t care about the lyrics, baby want a singer
baby can’t control her feet, yeah she only want my guitar

All:
Yeah baby want a wrockstar
baby want a wrockstar x3

Charlie:
she sends me love letters and her lingerie
and hopes one day on stage I’ll sing her name
When I clench my jaw and bare my teeth
she imagines her skin beneath
the girl is crazy but she’s sure it will happen
and she’ll do things to me you’ll never imagine

West:
she wants to be my next tabloid scandal
even though she knows I’m too hot to handle
she’ll do anything to get my attention
she’s a good girl but I’m her exception
But although she’d die to undress me
she doesn’t love me she just wants to possess me

Charlie:
she’s dying to be the girl who gets with the band
whatever it takes to know, whatever it takes to show
she wants a rock n roll man

West:
baby don’t want the music, baby want the bass player
baby don’t want the beat yeah, baby want a drummer
baby don’t care about the lyrics, baby want a singer
baby can’t control her feet, yeah she only want my guitar

All:
Yeah baby want a wrockstar
baby want a wrockstar x3

Go Where You’ve Got to Go is a powerhouse ballad delivered over a subtle beat and insistent bassline which gives the effect of a heartbeat reverberating through the entire song. Odessa’s vocals are underpinned with a earworm of a melody fingerpicked on his guitar. The way the elements come together suggests that for these boys, this song is both personal and cathartic. You’ll be humming it before you know it.

Don’t break my heart girl
don’t make another sound
why don’t you just go ahead and leave

chorus:
you feel like its the right thing
But that don’t stop it hurting
go where you’ve got to go
be who you’ve got to be
just know for me its hurting
(its still hurting)

Don’t try to bury me girl
I’m a seed in the ground
and I’ll grow like you wouldn’t believe

And don’t forget me girl
keep your ear to the ground
you’ll hear about all that I achieve

chorus:
you feel like its the right thing
But that don’t stop it hurting
go where you’ve got to go
be who you’ve got to be
just know for me its hurting
(its still hurting)

But you know me well girl
and even on the rebound
I’ll always wear my heart on my sleeve

You know I’ll miss you girl
I hope you’re safe and sound
in your little world of make believe

chorus (to fade):
you felt it was the right thing
But that don’t stop it hurting
go where you’ve got to go
be who you’ve got to be
just know for me its hurting
(it never stops hurting)

my bite marks
down your back
leave my tracks
break the skin
make you mine
outside in

chorus: on the inside of my eyelids
I can see you, I can rewind
our whole story, every moment
words unspoken, lines undefined
all I know is body, soul, mind
I’m selfish, and you’re mine.

greedy eyes
salty breath
fingers touch
skin caressed
less is more
more or less

chorus:
on the inside of my eyelids
I can see you, I can rewind
our whole story, every moment
words unspoken, lines undefined
all I know is body, soul, mind
I am selfish, and you’re all mine.

on my lips
you still linger
favourite flavour
perfect pleasure
taste your tension
at my leisure

chorus:
on the inside of my eyelids
I can see you, I can rewind
our whole story, every moment
words unspoken, lines undefined
all I know is body, soul, mind
I’m still selfish, and you’re still mine.

West:
I’ve got a thousand words inside me
but nothing I can say
to take back those seven seconds
when you walked away

I’ve got a thousand miles behind me
but nothing I can see
to change those seven seconds
and keep you here with me

Chorus (West & Sundae):
Seven seconds is enough
for a dementor’s kiss to suck my soul
for a manticore to get rough
for me to lose control
Seven seconds is enough
for love to take its toll

Sundae:
You can break a heart in seven seconds
go to hell or up to heaven
But you can’t mend
a broken friend

West:
I’ve got a thousand good intentions
but not a single one
was enough in seven seconds
when all was said and done

Sundae:
I’ve made a thousand bad decisions
but there’s only one regret
I can’t take back those seven seconds
But it’s not over yet

Chorus (West & Sundae):
Seven seconds is enough
for a dementor’s kiss to suck my soul
for a manticore to get rough
for me to lose control
Seven seconds is enough
for love to take its toll

West:
You can break a heart in seven seconds
go to hell or up to heaven
But you can’t mend
a broken friend

I've tried to run away from the parts of me that are ugly
I don't wanna play this game where the end result is deadly
But temptation is god's evil creation
If I stop where I stand
And throw up my hands
Surrender to the deep and drown
At least I'll have some fun before I go down

I hate it I love it
Don't have the strength to stop it
My heart knows that it's missing some relief
It's selfish It's greedy
To leave the world without trying to save me
But maybe that's the way I'm meant to leave

I've tried to run away from the parts of me that are ugly
I don't wanna play this game where the end result is deadly
But temptation is god's evil creation
If I stop where I stand
And throw up my hands
Surrender to the deep and drown
At least I'll have some fun before I go down

she appeared where the dawn should’ve been
maybe she called first but I wasn’t listening
I was consumed, my nightmares had won
and in the darkness, my soul was undone
I couldn’t see, I couldn’t leave,
I was bound and blind
I couldn’t scream, I couldn’t breathe
I was gagged and tied
then suddenly she appeared
where the dawn should’ve been
with a kiss and a smile
she set me free again

The long night is over
and she’s my horizon
bathed in her daylight
I find myself rising
Up through the shadows
and into the light again
she’s my forever
she’s My Horizon

just before my demons vanquished me
she cut through that dark embrace and set me free
I knew I could face a brand new day
with her by my side I can do anything
I can see, I can’t believe
I am free at last
she is my faith, she’s my breath
fogging up the glass
all because she appeared
where the dawn should’ve been
with a kiss and a smile
I am home at last

The long night is over
and she’s my horizon
bathed in her daylight
I find myself rising
Up through the shadows
and into the light again
she’s my forever
she’s My Horizon x2

I am tongue tied
No one here to save me from her sweet smile
Mindful that I got too close
Fighting the urge to say I'm in lo-

But I'll stay silent
Because I know that feeling is never permanent
It's not something you can buy, you can only rent
At least that's what I'll always say
But I've never needed someone this way

I am tongue tied
She makes me sick, makes me laugh
I moved forward without looking back
She crept up on me, I didn't see
This kind of story was meant to be make believe

I am tongue tied
My heart is screaming at me
To say it to her, to spill it out
To say I'll never want another now

I am tongue tied
No one here to save me from her sweet smile
Mindful that I got too close
Fighting the urge to say I'm in... love

you had me enthralled from the start
before I even knew what to do about it
you’d captured my heart
and I couldn’t even breathe without ya
For you I’d do anything
anything it takes
every song I sing
every time my heart breaks
its for you

I’d never been bewitched before
I still don’t quite know how to take it
I feel you on my skin
And feel you in my waking dreams

twist my arm, twist my words
twist the knife,to make it worse
fill me up until I burst
yeah, you’re my little torture curse

twist my arm, twist my words
twist the knife, to make it worse
I broke your heart? you broke mine first
yeah, you’re my little torture curse

Bridge:
I guess that I had better stay
at St Mungos for a year and a day
And then maybe I’ll escape the pain

I liked to think she was beautiful best
When sleep clung to her eyes and she nuzzled my chest
seeking oblivion for as long as night let her
Though she could fight her demons better

But I never knew I'd miss her more
when she screamed and left and slammed the door
I watch those memory fragments over again
Hoping I can change the end and erase the pain

But now I've got a bottle

of finest firewhiskey
A missin' spring in my step
No gleam in my eyes
A cold spot in my bed
And the ghost of her smile
Some of her clothes
Some missing of mine
No one to talk to
A broken passage of time
And the last words she said

And while your last words were true
I'd rather exchange them for you

It's been a couple days since you've been gone
all I’ve got is another bottle and the knowledge I’m wrong
I’m eating my words but I can’t swallow my fear
It'd be so much damned better if you were here

But instead I've got a bottle

of finest firewhiskey
A missin' spring in my step
No gleam in my eyes
A cold spot in my bed
And the ghost of your smile
Some of your clothes
Some missing of mine
No one to talk to
A broken passage of time
And the last words you said

And while those last words were true
I'd rather exchange them for you

It was so easy for you to walk away
A quick lesson for me in reality

It's strange I have a bottle

of finest firewhiskey
A missin' spring in my step
No gleam in my eyes
A cold spot in my bed
And the ghost of your smile
Some of your clothes
Some missing of mine
No one to talk to
A broken passage of time
And the last words you said

And while those last words were right
I'd rather hold you and your demons in the night

If I could set you free
I'd give you everything
A part of myself to burn in your fire
My clothes and the hang ups in my heart
And I know it wouldn't be enough
'Cause fixing your soul is dangerously tough

Your hope is gone
You keep holding on
To find yourself again

Your hope is gone
You keep holding on
To find yourself again

I know that things are hard
You're working off a broken heart
But if I could I'd take your pain
Swallow it up and shield you from the rain
And I know you won't let me keep it all
But it's hard to watch as you stumble and fall

Your hope is gone
You keep holding on
To find yourself again

A sweet young Fireball passed me by
and she was giving me the Opaleye
I said girl I’ve got a Long-Snout looking to guess
what’s hid under your little Hebridean Black dress
unfurl, unfetter the dragon inside
and show me how you set my heart afire

draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
(draco dormiens nunquam titillandus) x2

My Longhorn could meet your Short-Snout
I guarantee it won’t be your average night out
I can tell she’s got a sweet Vipertooth
And I’ve got a Horntail and an abundance of youth
so untie, untame the dragon inside
And show me how you set my mind afire

draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
(draco dormiens nunquam titillandus) x2

Doesn’t matter if you’re a Common Green
or something rare that’s never been seen
Ridgeback that thing up baby
get down on your Ironbelly
unleash, untether the dragon inside
and show us how you set the floor on fire

draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
(draco dormiens nunquam titillandus) x3

It's blurry, life
It's out of focus
But when you age
You suddenly notice
The people left
Pain in your chest
An echo of your life
When it was the best
The strong survive
The smart will thrive
The problem with you
Was that your never tried

I can’t walk this path
I have no feet
But that’s okay
I’m on my knees
I’ll crawl my way
beneath the trees
And be caught
upon the breeze

And ride the winds forever
Start again, mend the ends
piece it back together

It’s funny, life
It’s out of stride
but when you run
you’re forced to hide
The reasons why
you live or die
its easy to quit
but you have to try
can’t outrun your past
no one’s that fast
to be in first place
you’ve got to fight to the last

I can’t walk this path
I have no feet
But that’s okay
I’m on my knees
I’ll crawl my way
beneath the trees
And be caught
upon the breeze

And ride the winds forever
Start again, mend the ends
piece it back together


Little Death LP Official Lyrics

Take your robes off baby
I’m done playing guessing games
I know you’ve got a surprise for me
Judging by that smile
and that look in your eyes
You’ve got a little something special beneath

She’s walking the street
with a secret to keep
And I hope that she’ll confide it in me
whisper it, promise it
sign, seal and deliver it
I won’t repeat it
baby you can trust me

So take your robes off baby
I’m done playing guessing games
I know you’ve got a surprise for me
Judging by that glance
and the way you use your hands
I’m gonna go crazy for what I’m bout to see

she’s feeling a breeze
right between her knees
Gotta hurry home now and talk to me
whisper it, promise it
sign, seal and deliver it
I won’t repeat it
baby you can trust me


she’s my bling bling
shiny
diamonds
fit for a king
show her off right
wear her out right


I’ll wear you like jewellery
fancy necklace
laced up, bracelet
baby embrace me
until you’re undone
be my wedding ring
I’ll wear you out
I’ll go to town
and make you sing


show her off right
wear her out right
she’s my bling bling
shiny
diamonds
fit for a king

hey little star
I've been wishing on you
shining brighter than the sun
you're more lovely than the moon
no other star in
the sky can twinkle like you do
little star, little love
I'll do anything for you
little star

I don’t earn enough to pay for your kind of love
You’ve been spoon-fed all your life
I can’t be your sugar daddy, I’m just not old enough
You’ve been so lucky all this time
You expect the ends of the earth and the heavens above
I can’t even walk a mile in my own shoes
So I won’t waste my time on that stuff

-Chorus-
Spoon-fed
Couture and jewellery
Sort of lady
Spoon-fed
galleons and cash
Type of lass
Spoon-fed
Diamond and pearl
Kind of girl


-Hook-
Why don’t ya
Why don’t ya try a fork?
Make a grab for it
Take a stab at the fat of life
You can’t take a meaty bite
From a silver spoon
Its too bad you’re so spoon-fed

The world is your oyster, provided on demand
Never had to earn your way
Pretty painted, manicured nails on each hand
Never had a hard day in your life
But your daddy won’t paying your way no longer
You’ve gotta make it on your own, honey
Leachin’ off some poor sap won’t make you any stronger
You’ve gotta follow your own path, honey

Chorus x2

Hook

TBA

TBA

TBA

TBA

TBA

TBA

This is the anti-love love song
I resent you for making me care
I hate the fact that I love your face
That I always feel warm when you're near
Romance doesn't suit me
Now I find myself opening your doors
God, this love bullshit
Is making me my sick
Girl, it's you, oh, it's you I adore

You're making me write in verses
I'm finding myself starting to rhyme
There's a stupid, ironic, quirky ballad feel
To the way this song stays in time
I'm self aware of my downfall
I know I'm doomed when you smile
I'm a cliche, you made me that way
Singing this anti-love love song of mine

[quirky weird whistle tune over acoustic guitar section]

Here's the slower bit
When I'm forced admit
That my anti-love love song is sincere
Darling, I hate that you're perfect
I hate that I'm singing
But stick around, my love, my dear

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